Monday, March 10, 2008

Madness… Madness… Madness…

DAP send three young girls to gain experience in this General Election but they come out victorious with great majority. Lucky! I didn’t post my blog about how these three Yang Amat Berhormat shouldn’t dress for the GE poster. By now, their husband and boyfriend would have to address them Yang Amat Berhomat instead of honey, baby or darling. If any of them still single, sure become the most desirable single women in the country.

Maimun Yusof got less than a 1000 votes but she is still cool. In fact she is the coolest Granny in the whole country. She is defeated in the GE and her 10K gone as well but just like Tan said she wins in Friendster & Facebook!!! If she is able to compete in the next GE she will be 94 that’s even cooler.

To my limited knowledge all pure-bloggers won except for Chegubard, pure-bloggers are not those candidates who setup blog just in time for the election. I guess the government will guard the cyber space more tightly from now on. If you don’t use it, you will lose it! It’s not the blogger fault, is just that the government didn’t go out to reach the Netizen!

Too many unexpected happenings in this election, sounds unbelievable! Politics are not for the weak hearted. When I thought it was a good win, I was shocked to learn how wrong am I for believing so. Madir responses for the victory is so-so-so damaging. He has started the Chain Calling, asking Bad-awie to resign from his post!!!

I am not against this idea but I am totally against the Crowning Najis. The only reason bad-awie is in deep shit now because he is not cruel enough to be a tyrant like Madir. He is too soft, sincere, kind and doesn’t play with dangerous toys like Kris & Bomb!

Playing with dangerous toys has been Najis hobby since 1987, when he declared to wash his toy knife with certain races blood. Lately, there are rumours that his new passion is playing with C4 bomb and that sounds scary even to Genghis Kahn Warrior Blood.

My current guess is that Najis still supporting Bad-awie because Bad-awie is holding Najis's balls with a Mongolian’s scissors. Some more Bad-awie is reluctant to let go of his power until The Son-in-law (SIL) gain more ground against Kerismudin! But the poor bad-awie just has nobody to trust, he needs to bring his most trusted friend and that happen to be his family to strengthen his ground.

Lotta people hate the SIL but what did the SIL did? Besides being the Son-in-law, being arrogant about getting protection, getting some $weets from bad-awei and pissing Madir off. What else did he do? Nothing! Nothing that gonna make the country bankrupt nor killed anybody.

All this hated started because he makes Madir’s son powerless in Ohm-no, cutting Madir’s son Government Contract and being lansi with Madir. Madir might be Madir-ed but he still got the connection to do some damage, especially when they are so many people in waiting for bad-awie to fall and take him his place.

I am not sure if Madir has been senile or think we are stupid. He said he makes a mistake with bad-awie and he think Najis is the better choice, but if he makes the first mistake with bad-awie why not the second mistake with Najis. Somemore, Madir is older and slower now, he should be sharper when he hand over the baton to bad-awie.

Don’t forget Najis's father is the one gained power in 1969 and I assumed he played some part in igniting the riot. I wont support Najis as Primer unless he stuck his Kris into his own asshole and say how sorry was he about 1987 swearing!!!

2 Counter Attacks:

CK Tan said...

like i told gavin on our election night chat tat day. all those inside is ular tikus satu sarang. it always seems like DEVIL barter everytime. sent one out, another one waiting outside.

also madir must shut up. it's damn obvious tat he still has to speak and protect his interest. KJ is on the way to b wat all tis NR and HH had come to be so he has to be stopped no matter wat.

regarding bloggers, if u notice, some of the so-called tru blue bloggers is emitting some fishy smells now. i hate to see one day, prominent bloggers will be used to turn and cover some shits that all those mentioned above did.

having said tat, the most practical thing to do is ALL THIS NEW GOVERNMENT DID ITS BEST AND DELIVER PROMISES. like gavin said, start with uncover dirty shits of all the municipal councils and start promoting municipal council election. u know... klang, ampang and PJ a good place to start...

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