Nepal 1.0 -Namaste-

Our flight from Sharjah, UAE to Katmandu, Nepal with AirArabia was full of Nepalese peoples who work in Dubai. These people are so happy because they were going home… there were laughters and smiles all over the plane.

I am not an avid traveller as I rather spend my time lazing around, watching tv, online, sports or playing games than travel. But since L1llian hasd arranged everything and I only need to pay and attend, that's alright for me to get dirty.

What Lil did wasn’t easy as she has to attend to everyone opinions, so more so when it's FOC. A big clap for Lil as this is her 2nd successful organized trip and the 3rd on its way! I won’t do it for a fee, so for FREEE, that's looks a bit retard for me…

Anyway… back to the Nepal trip

I don’t expect Nepal to be a bed of roses but I didn’t expect her to be this bad. I expected her to be a little bit better since there are lot of hikers and mountain lovers. Blessed with 8 out of 10 tallest mountains in the world including Mt.Everest, She should have blooooom with tourism.

We gotta fill 2forms, an arrival forms and a visa form…

what so dulan about this visa form is that, you gotta produce a passport size foto, but our travel agent didn’t inform us so each of us gotta paid 230 Nepali Ruppe for 2 foto on the spot.

Everyone was so happy to see so much greens after spending our working life in a desert but The 230rupee changed everyone mood. 230 Rupee is about 13dirhams for 2 foto, that's ridiculous, expensive in a country with a GDP of USD 324! That's 13% of one month income for Nepali so 5 of us paid 65% of that photographer one month salary.

all this things makes me look idiotic but nothing much I can do as it’s a foreign country, that's why I hate travelling becoz I hate to look like an idiot!

Then each of us gotta paid USD25 for a 15day visa which is a month income for the Nepali…

It pretty obvious their economy depends on tourism but their immigration staffs attitude make me felt like I owe them.

Learn to Smile… Smile…. Smile… Idiotssss

Can you smile? I pay for your smile… If not for me you might still be eating grass! What so diu about this Nepal airport staffs is that, they think its perfectly alright to cheat your money.

I change USD200 to Rupee and the exchange rates was suppose to be USD 1 = Nepali Rupee 68

So USD 200 = 13600 Rupee, but I was given 13200?????

Only when I asked, did he said the 400 is commission or service charges which is fucking ridiculous!

I am not sure if it’s a rules or simply his OWN COMMISION, this country is Chaotic!

Really proud to be Msian because Sandakan airport is in much better condition that Katmandu International Airport.

Most of the airport toilets were stuck… that's why getting use to those super clean Dubai's toilet can spoiled you!

I didn’t have a good 1st impression of this country bcoz of those airport staffs poor attitudes not because of those broken toilets.

The best things about following a tour is that, I don’t have to worry a thing after I stepped out of the airport as all are prepared for us.

Greeted with flowers' necklace and provided us with a Van that is consider one of the very best in Nepal, I said a well spend USD350 per pax.

At least, travel agency personnel CAN smile!

I felt like an arrogant billionaires making everyone smile at me by throwing money at them. wakakaka…

The journey from de airport to our hotel took us less than 30min but the journey was magnificent. I see the Indian sub-continent driving, 1st hand exp!

I was sceptical when an Indian colleague complained that it took him 11tests to get a Dubai License as he drove perfectly well in India roads which has no road line, no traffic signal at junction, cows, humans, bicycles, motorbike and cars move barely a finger distance of each others but through this journey i know he was telling the truth, Kathmandu is at least 10x less congested than Bombay but even so, driving around Kathmandu takes a Schumacher’s skill.

The Himalayan Hotel wasn’t bad for a 4stars hotel but it was a bit old. The bell boy insisted to carry our bags, so I know this bugger is after the tips…

Do I look like a walking wallet?

So I gave him 100rupee, not sure if it’s enough? Dun wanna over pay or under pay him to give him a good impression of Msia!

After resting for an hour in the hotel, the tour guide took us to visit the temples around town. Not my cup of tea, but still goes see2 look2 and tried out my Canon 450D…

Buddha Park is a small park with 3 statues and I'm not sure who those structures are but they look BIG! What amaze me are not those wishes rollers or those big statues but their scaffolds!

Bamboo scaffolds that's barely stable and looks like it gonna fall anytime but workers still stand there as there isn’t going to be any mishap.

Next is the Monkey temple which looks more like an open zoo as there are so many monkeys, pigeons, birds and dogs there! Monkey temple is just the tourist name and this temple is about 1500years old.

Old, but still one of the hottest spot in town.

On the way up to the main area, I spotted a pair of birdmen! I hate this people because they will trap these birds once more when you free them, just like a repeatative kidnappers. I find this kind of salesmen very irritating and I would love to kick them in the groin if given the chance.


Nepali generally is friendly peoples, they like their pix to be taken but I never buy any stuff from them as those are useless stuffs..

Today mark the start of the women festival, where women are dressed in red and fast for a day so that their husband will live a long life. It’s a 3days festival…

I was made known that Nepal has festival all year round because of Hinduism where there are lotta Gods and they are worshipped specifically in different time of the year.

Patan City is an ancient city with some really interesting Kama Sutra Sculptures, Tiger with Human, Horse with Human and multiple partners! These stuffs are few thousands years old, that’s why erotics magazine can never penetrate Indian Sub continent market because SEX is not ‘IN’; in fact it’s very ‘OUT’, out by few thousands years old.

a 800 years old water fall still functioning still today... amazing engineering!

An eight years old girl using an eight hundred years old water fall!

Then we go to a temple with 2 lions, a male and a female. It was pretty obvious which on is male and female, also Men tend to attract to the liones and Women to the Lion!

We met the God-boy (not sure how to call him), one boy is chosen every month to stay in the temple and not bath for that month. not sure if he play dirty but he looks happy?

we also met mr.tortise which got strange color on it, my bet is that it has been under heavy make-up every time there are festival in that temple. The God of Wealth... Choi San!

Then our driver dropped us at Tamil, known as the “IN” place to be in Kathmandu. There are lotta Dance bar some with Shower Dance, not sure what were the show but not really interested because we are hungrrrrrry!

Our first meal in Kathmandu cost us 2000rupee and that's looks expensive but in actual it's just slightly more than 100dirhams which is Verrrrrrrrrry cheap for 5pax.

We're surprised to find STEAK on the menu because Cow are suppose to be the Holy and National Animal of Nepal, killing a cow is equal to 6years in jail!

I found out that all beef are imported! No wonder those steaks are harder than my muscle, not fressssssssh!

After dinner, we bought some stuff from the supermarket and glad to notice MILO on the shelves. We bought lotta *sealed bottled mineral water* as we dun wanna spend the rest of our holidays squatting in the shit hole.

It was around 9pm when we finished shopping, I was planning to watch those Nepali Shower Dance but the Girls were getting nervous as they saw lotta army in blue uniforms around Tamil, most were holding Rotans and a few with rifles. Those rifles are like 4to5feets longs which you can only find them in museum.

I think it was a pretty normal night routine to make sure Walking Money (tourists) are safe but since the girls insisted of going home and we'll need to wake up early tomorrow for the journey to Pokrara, I agreed lol.

I was advised by our guide that a taxi from Tamil to our Hotel will cost us around 150 to 300 rupees and that's 50rupees per pax.

Is he idiot or what? How are we gonna squeeze 5 fully develop human excluding the taxi driver into a Perodua Kancil sized vehicle.

I managed to negotiated 2 taxi for 200rupee each, not bad la, since the range is from 150-300rupee for foreigners! Actually, at 1st those taxi driver also expect 5of us to get one taxi, it will definitely be more exciting than a roller coaster.

We ended our day in HIGH notes… as this Taxi ride is much more *sai lei* than the one I took in Istanbul. super bumpy roads, uncountable pot holes, no street light at all, bicycles, people, dogs, goats, cow and a Taxi that's felt like it gonna break into pieces anytime.

Mr.Taxi driver sped towards our hotel like we are being chased by t-rex!

There were few almost accidents incident, where taxi almost ramps into bicycles, cars and etc. he was so fast I cant recall what happen. as expected, The Woman did *ADVISED* him to slow down but to no avail, The Woman nagging just make him wanna reach the destination faster to drop us off and stop the nagging!

In my room I found a dead cockroach and I wonder who is the murderer? Without giving much thought about that murder in my room, I went to sleep…

Few hours later, I woke up to pee and saw this spider as big as my palm crawling on the wall.

I took my camera, snap a few photos be4 I revenged for the Siu Kiong!

Good Night!!!!