Thursday, February 19, 2009

They Own Sandakan

Sandakan need no UMNO, MCA, MIC, DAP, PKR or PAS, Sandakan only need STC!

The best place to witness the perfect harmony of Sabahan + illegal immigrants from all walks of life and races is at 4D centres like STC. Nobdoy complain about having to queue in a smelly, dirty and crowded place because all of them concretrate 100% on the same goal- to buy tickets for 4D. No.1 Sandakan UNITED!
The 2nd most United place in Sandakan is the Snooker Centres. When Krishan Tan said we can unite through sports, he must had first hand experience in Sandakan Snooker centre.
$nooker centres are the place where all those International Snooker "Champions" from Msia, Phillipine & Indonesia pit against each others with LITTLE side bets from onlookers. This is the way f0rward! STAY UNITED!

Illegal immigrants aka “fui chung” are plentiful and Nobody knows what to do with them. They are everywhere, every election's promise to flush them out seems to be Talk 0nly. They are a menace to sandakan.

THEY left their children on street and these Street Kids are very daring going around town asking for money. Famous for THEIR high production rates, it wont be long before Sandakan is taken over by those Sandakan-born-illegal-immigrants (SBII). Some said, we should help them but why? We have lot of native Sabahan kids that havnt receive help!
Most of them make a living through legal means like sewing cloths, repairing shoes but the way they occupy the walkway of Sandakan Town make the town look dirty. They eat & shit at the same place. Almost every stairs steps are occupied with "profesional" sewists. I respect their endurance working in such harsh condition; smelly, hot and dirty.

Any unoccupied staircase corner is made into open toilet! Sibei Smelly, so its either occupied with illegal immigrants or illegal immigrant's pees. Its the same with Sandakan Town Business, either you do Fui-chung business or no business!

Literally translate as “Hand phone can borrow money”, a service exclusively available in Sandakan Town. Ah Long Business grow like mushroom after rain, I wonder who are the one actually borrowing from them?

High tech walkway traders are on the rise in Sandakan, where "handphone experts" sell their expertise to repair handphone. Shoes repairers and sewist has been in the town for as long as I can remember but Handphone repairers, that's new. Modernity has finally catch up with Sandakina.

In sandakan, one can pay their parking fees directly to those who write the resit? Sounds like this system is open for abuse, anyway this has been going on for ages. Buaya2 has been accepted by Sandakina and part of our culture.

Before sunset, everyone must leave town because The Night belongs to THEM!

THEY rulezzzzz the night from every corner of the street to the coast!

Few years ago, there isnt anyone else beside THEM in Town at night but now come a bunch of Golden Hair Species that are "Daring" enough to shop at Genting Mas.

The problem for this Species with Golden Hair when shopping in Sandakan is that they couldnt find the BRAs with the right size!

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