Emirates Palace

Men: What to have for lunch?
Women: Whatever…
Men: Why not we have Kfc?
Women: Don't want, eat Kfc later got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Chinese cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate chinese, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have Thai food
Women: Thai not good also, later I might get diarrhoea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever...

Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't.
Women: Watching movie not good, waste money only
Men: How about we go gym, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? Doesn’t u feel tired?
Men: Then we find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: So, what you suggest then?
Women: Anything!!!

Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take a tour around the city
Women: City is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we go walk along the corniche
Women: So Damn hot
Men: Alright, then we go shopping
Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to shop?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have lunch first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

End up at The Emirates Palace (with a construction cost of over US$3 billion) the most expensive hotel ever built.

Much of the interior decor is in gold and marble. The main central area is particularly impressive with an expansive marble floor, balconies and a large patterned dome above, picked out in gold.

We pay lotta $$$ and got a chance to SHIT on Gold plated toilet and the most Grand hotel in UAE... Lotta people say this Hotel is even better than Burj Al-Arab (The 7star hotel) because of its originality while 7star looks very Fake!

The moral of the story is --->

Look around... if no ones here, just k*ll her....